Out of the mouths of babes...
A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog.
She inquired as to whether it was alive or dead.
"Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?" she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child, innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" squealed the teacher in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and he didn't move.
