October 12, 2012

Amusing Police Quotes

These are actual quotes.

  • "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

  • "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

  • "The handcuffs are tight because they are new. They'll stretch out after you where them for a while."

  • "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

  • "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

  • "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

  • "Just how big were those two beers?"

  • "In God we trust, all others are suspects."